So far this morning I:
* Put my shorts on wrong-side out (& walked around outside for quite a while before I realized my pockets were hanging out),
* Managed not only to step in chicken poo but somehow got it just below my kneecap, too,
* Cut my thumb opening a can of dog food (bled like a stuck pig),
* Cut my pinky who knows how (bled like a stuck pig),
* AND realized I was wearing two different Chacos.
I wish I were making this up but I'm not. How is YOUR morning going?